When the Phrase "A
great marriage of electro and hip-hop." is used as a description of a top ten
album, I discount that critic.
If your vehicle
does not bottom out at least once while driving to the Schmuck camping site,
you've not packed enough and will be severely punished by the Schmuck
whether it will rain--question how MUCH will it rain
Never trust a deer with wings.
Never bitch-slap a pumpkin while it's burning.
In a fire, take off your jeans and coat yourself liberally with Pumpkin
Realizing when the batteries need to be replaced in your boombox is the best proof of intelligent life.